I want to be funny for once. I want to be appreciated just a little bit. I want to feel good about myself. I don’t want to be told I’m boring. I try so hard to be interesting and different. All just to be called dumb.
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
You're the one of the few people under the age of 18 that doesn't make me tear my eyebrows out in frustration if that helps any. Also, you're pretty funny and you have a better blog name than most people.
well im glad I don’t disappoint you.
there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
my drug dealer cracks me up
Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.
So this is a great win-win.
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer